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October 23, 2003
Random thoughts for this week:
Random thoughts for this week:
1) Kobe Bryant's lawyers are scum; they're absolute al-Qaida level jackassed buffoons. Let me state one thing for the permanent an unequivocal record: let's pretend for just one pathetic second that your "evidence" is accurate - that the girl in question had sex with three different guys in three days before meeting Kobe. It... doesn't... matter.
No means no. No means no if the girl is a chaste virgin, and no means no if she's the kind of girl you don't take home to mother. No STILL means no if the girl's just finished taking on a football team or filming a porn movie. No means no if it comes from Britney Spears or Britney Skye. No means no.
So to Kobe, you arrogant athlete who thinks he can get away with everything, and ESPECIALLY to your scumbag, filthy, toejam sucking lawyers, all I have to say is that your client is now irrevocably guilty in my eyes, and I hope he spends the next 10 years as the MVP of the Colorado Penal League while dodging rapists of his own in the Eagle County Jail weight room.
2) I spent the last week back in Washington DC for my brother's wedding. It served to remind me how wonderful DC is and how much I *hate* New York. My stomach actually knotted up when I started thinking about having to come back here, and I threw up in the airport bathroom. I guess that's when you know you really hate a place - when even the thought of going there makes you physically ill.
3) Now even Donald Rumsfeld is admitting that Dumbya's "war on terror" strategy is failing. These people have no shame. They lied to get us in there, and they even send fake letters from troops to try and make us think we're doing the right thing. The only time they tell the truth is in private memos inside the Pentagon when they have to admit to the military that they've messed up. Shameful - just shameful.
4) My countrification continues... I bought Mark Wills' greatest hits CD the other day and it's all I am listening to right now. Add that to the Toby Keith CD Sara got me for my birthday, and my two favorite CDs of the year are country. Who'd've thunk it?
5) George Steinhitler is still the most evil human being in American sports, next to Kobe's lawyers. Am hoping Florida manages to pull off a miracle and defeat that SOB.
