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March 24, 2004
INSTANT KARMA'S GONNA GET YOU
The world's greediest man, Bill Gates, was today fined a record amount of $613 million by regulators from the EU, who said in essence that in amassing his record fortune, Bill Gates cheated. He doesn't play fair, said the EU, and they punished him for it.
The world's second greediest man, Alex Rodriguez, was playing against the Red Sox, only the most recent of the many teams he's screwed. A ball thrown by one of Rodriguez' own teammates took a bounce off another player and smacked him in the face, bruising his cheekbone and sending him to the hospital for a CT scan.
The immortal words of John Lennon keep ringing in my ears tonight.
