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April 29, 2004
UPDATE: HEATHER SPECYALSKI GETS OFF!
We all remember the case -- I told you about it a couple of months back. Well, the prosecution blew it. Frankly, they sucked. The defendant appeared headed for jail, but in a case that will go down in history, Heather Specyalski has been acquitted of manslaughter. The jury believed Ms. Specyaliski when she said she could not have been driving the BMW (surprisingly, not a Hummer) because she had been otherwise engaged.
"It's finally over," Specyalski told the Hartford Courant. "There is a weight lifted off my shoulders. I have my whole life in front of me and I just want to get back to being a mom."
Weight lifted off her shoulders? Somebody stop me.
Being a mom? Yeah, how'd you like to be her kid on the playground tomorrow? "Hey Jimmy, can your mom give me a ride home from school today?"
