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May 19, 2004
SHORT AND TO THE POINT
If there is any justice in the world, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin -- the most self-absorbed and foolish parents since Frank Zappa cursed his children Moon Unit and Dweezil -- will perish in a domestic violence situation thirteen years from now, when their daughter Apple returns home from yet another day of being taunted at school... and goes looking for them with an Uzi.
Apple? Apple? And worse yet, with her last name... tell me that kid's not going to go through life as "Apple Martini?" These two idiots should be banned from having more kids, based solely on what they named this one. What's next? Tanqua Ray Gina Martin? Jack Daniel Martin? Prune Martin?
What a bunch of idiots. The British can keep Gwyneth. Please.
