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June 30, 2004
BRING ON THE DEATH PENALTY
Let the punishment fit the crime. Some punk-ass little pissants in Tulsa apparently killed a bunch of puppies by placing fireworks in their mouths.
Animal control officers said they were following leads Tuesday but had no suspects in Sunday night's attacks, during which one person told police they heard a puppy yelp.
An older dog, a 4 1/2-month-old black Labrador mix, suffered burns on her muzzle and hindquarters from apparently being used as a moving target for fireworks.
I hope these little blanking thugs are found in a hurry, and that the authorities bring the vise down on their teenage testicles. And screw them being just teenagers - they're adults enough to know that putting fireworks in the mouth of another living animal will kill it in the most terrifying manner. These kids are already a frigging waste of oxygen and a danger to society - today a puppy, tomorrow a person.
And you know what would be the best possible method of capital punishment for these little sociopaths? They should be paraded into a prison yard, have their pants dropped, and have lit M-80s shoved up into their long intestines - with wicks about 4 yards long so that they'd have a good 30 seconds of sheer panic while waiting for the things to go off.
Let the punishment match the crime.
