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June 28, 2004

I CALL IT MY "MY BOYS CAN'T SWIM" PLAN

As if we didn't have enough to worry about, now it turns out that cell phones might significantly lower a man's sperm count.


Carrying a mobile in hip pockets or a holster on the waist could cut sperm count by nearly 30 percent, according to the research.

Sure, most experts are dismissing this as junk science. But that's what they once said about using leeches in medicine? And yet look at what's happened now - leeches have FDA approval.

The question is, is the impact temporary? If so, Verizon may put Trojan out of business.

Posted by Christopher on June 28, 2004 11:48 PM

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