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July 30, 2004
A NEW KIND OF FLUORIDE?
As I've said many, many times... sometimes the stories just write themselves, kids. I could think for an hour and not think of anything else to add to this one. And since my mom occasionally reads this site, I'm not sure I really want to add anything. But darned if I don't want to call it to your attention.
Women Say Dentist Made Them Swallow Semen
CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office. Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery.
Six former patients say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner."
You know, while avoiding further comment on this story in general, I will point out my two favorite lines from the whole story:
She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something...
Great... now we're gonna get reported to the cops for this?
Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow. "When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen... He told me it was cleaning solution."
So this woman's so much the connoisseur that even when high on nitrous oxide and numbed with novocaine, she knows she isn't tasting cleaning solution.
I wonder if she has a sister?
