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July 23, 2004
AN ARMY OF TWO... OR, BE ALL THAT YOU CAN D
So while there are any number of good reasons to serve our nation in the armed forces, I think I may have just stumbled on the best reason of all to join the Army: you can get your wife (or yourself) bigger bazookas.
Yep, kids, the Army is paying for boob jobs.And while this may seem to you to be a rather ridiculous perky -- I mean perk, I can see the logic in it... I mean, after all, what better motivation could a soldier have for coming home than... er... C-rations?
My tax money is going to fund bigger breasts. I've never been so proud to be an American.
