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October 24, 2004
NO ONE WHO CALLED THEM 'SURRENDER MONKEYS' NEED APPLY
Couldn't help but notice this story. Guess who's coming to the rescue, to bail out America from the Bush administration's bungling of the flu virus situation?
A French company.
That's right. A company from France -- the nation that Bush's Stepford Voters loved to pillory, ravage and slander for the last two years -- is stepping up and supplying more than 2.6 million extra doses of flu vaccine in January, in addition to the 55.4 million doses it is already providing.
You know, not for nothing, but would it not be poetic justice if Aventis extracted a little nationalistic revenge for the way conservatives piled on to France since 2002? In other words... if you are a registered Republican, have ever listened to Rush Limbaugh, or supported the name change to "freedom fries," you're S.O.L. To paraphrase Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, "NO SHOTS FOR YOU!!!" And if you ever laughed at "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey," Aventis gets to substitute flu germs into what you thought was your flu shot. When you're gacking your lungs out and can't get out of bed... let's see who you're calling a surrender monkey now.
Call it Freedom Vaccine. ;-)
