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December 28, 2004
DOC'S CHRISTMAS VACATION: PART I
I think I know why no one's heard from Doc lately. Sure, he says he's going to Las Vegas for New Year's, but after I read this story, I think I know where he really went.
SYDNEY (Reuters) - A red-faced man wearing a mini-skirt was rescued by police on Sunday after he became wedged head-first in a clothing donation bin in an act of Christmas charity gone wrong.
Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Mudge, stop picking on the Doc -- after all, he's not here to defend himself from the stuff you make up. Well, before you accuse me of inventing too much, read further:
Two patrol officers were unable to dislodge the man and a rescue squad was called. The unidentified 35-year-old man was eventually freed early on Sunday and told police he was donating clothes when he became stuck.
See? See??? A 35 year old guy who's good at heart despite embarrassing circumstances and some unorthodox wardrobe choices? Tell me that's not Doc to a tee?!
Not sure exactly whether Doc'll wear that skirt in Vegas. But if the dancer you see on Stage #3 looks unsettlingly like Charlie Brown, you'll know who you're watching.
