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January 29, 2005
MOUTHWASH MADNESS
What ever happened to Kitty Dukakis? I wonder if she's related to this lady?
Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on January 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment. Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.
Even if it's not the same brand, can we call her a Scope fiend?
According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.
I guess this explains why, every time I go grocery shopping, all those teenagers who sit outside the Stop-And-Shop keep giving me $5 bills and asking me to score them some Lavoris.
