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February 15, 2005
QUESTIONS I HAVE
1. Why do people look at the kleenex after they've blown their nose?
2) Is there anything worse than the sounds in a public restroom?
3) How would Cindy Brady say the word "thong?"
4) Isn't it disturbing that I just used "Cindy Brady" and "thong" in the same sentence?
5) Why do many men spit before peeing into a urinal? Target practice?
6) If I drink Poland Spring water, will I get dumber?
7) Why do I always get stuck behind the person paying with exact change?
8) How come the Russians get salad dressing, the Swedish get fish, the Chinese get fire drills and checkers, the Brazillians get wax, and the French get to kiss, but the best Americans can do is a processed cheese?
9) What is it about a clothed pant leg that is so attractive to dogs?
10) If I wash myself with Irish Spring, will my penis shrink?
11) When Jesus turned the other cheek, did it have cellulite?
12) Is Canadian bacon made from pigs that say "aboot?"
Just curious.
