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March 02, 2005
MASTER DEBATER
This story is a sign of either the peak of western civilization or the apocolypse...
In its 183-year history, the august Oxford Union debating society has heard the wisdom of Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan and Mother Teresa. But until now, its members have yet to hear from anyone with quite the same resume as Ron Jeremy, star of 1,700 adult films, including "Bang Along With Ron."
Jeremy... will address the union on Wednesday, joining countless British prime ministers, three U.S. presidents and political figures from the Dalai Lama to Malcolm X in its archival guest list.
I bet I know how this one goes... he gets to Oxford, see, and he orders room service... which is delivered by a buxom blonde in a French maid's outfit. Then when he's on stage, there's this woman kneeling behind the podium... and then after the speech, the pizza delivery girl comes in, and...
