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May 24, 2005
A Jedi Must Have The Deepest Commitment, The Most Serious Mind
The debates in Kansas and Georgia need no longer be raised; two British Star Wars fans have proven Darwin's theories of survival of the fittest to be utterly and completely correct. No one need look any further for proof of Darwinism than this story:
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.
Hopefully their reproductive cells were damaged in the accident... because these two are clearly swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
