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May 30, 2005
Drugs Are Bad, M'Kay?
There really aren't words for this next clip. I mean, there are words in it, but there aren't any to describe it.
What do you get when you cross public access television and its 4th grade AV class production values with whacked out religiousity? You get the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show.
It must be seen to be believed, but in a nutshell, the show features a little green alien, "Mr. Gray Spaceman," singing about God, His love, and how God loves all the Christians on all the other planets out there in the Universe. The whole thing comes off like a bad peyote trip.
And for those who think that this can't be real, I looked up the show on the Net. It's real, and it takes itself very seriously.
With his ventriloquist puppet, Chip the Black Boy on one hand, and bible passages scribbled on a piece of paper in the other, David warns children of the dangers of drugs each week on THE JUNIOR CHRISTIAN SCIENCE BIBLE LESSON SHOW.
Hart says he has produced over 12,000 episodes. He also claims that Jim Henson encouraged him to start a public access show, and that he has been abducted by aliens.
Comments
Wow...
It says he also claims to have been abducted by aliens.
Interesting. This is yet more evidence lending credence to my theory that an alien-monkey hybrid experiment yielded the creation myth.
;-)
Posted by: Brent at May 31, 2005 04:37 PM
Wow. David sounds like a future GOP presidential candidate!
Posted by: Mike at June 2, 2005 01:52 PM
