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June 30, 2005

Die, Comment Spamming Scum

Whoever you are, you'd better hope I never figure out who or where you are. If I do, the best thing that happens to you is my lawyer gets involved. Otherwise, it'll be my softball bat that gets involved.

On your skull.

Yes kids, a chickenspit little coward with a very small penis has taken to comment spamming my blog... about every third day I have to delete about 40 spam comments advertising gambling sites or viagra... and of course those sites don't have a "contact us" feature that would allow a displeased victim to respond, opt out, or threaten. Banning IP addresses doesn't seem to work; I think they're riding on IPs that aren't theirs anyway, and though I have nearly 100 banned addresses so far, it doesn't seem to stop our minisculely endowed hacker.

If anyone's got a recommended solution, I am all ears. I do have the function on this site to require registration and for me to approve all comments before they're posted... but that seems highly draconian, and wholly inconvenient for both you and me (since most people seem to comment during the day... meaning that I'd have to be approving comments from the office -- something I'd rather not do).

But I am sick of spam for viagra, online pharmacies, and online casinos filling up my comment pages. So unless someone's got a better solution, I may have to do this registration thing. Unless of course I find this little punk first, in which case he'd better hope my lawyer gets to him before I do.

Posted by Christopher on June 30, 2005 11:32 PM

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