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June 26, 2005
Just-tits Is Served
The Freedom Boobie is back!
Yes kids, three and a half years after Attorney General and director of the Republican morality police John AssHat (I mean, Ashcroft) ordered it covered in the name of "decency," the exposed breast of the statue "Spirit of Justice" in the Justice Department's Great Hall has burned her bra and is once again hanging free for the world to see.
(By the way, I don't know about you, but I find the photo of Ashcroft that accompanies this story to be hysterical -- gotta love a prude making fondling-style hand gestures under a foot-wide hooter.)
This story also proves a point I think is important to note, especially by my female readers: Exposed breasts are symbols of fairness and freedom. I think it would show solidarity and patriotism if all of you were to let the Hooters Of Justice fly free like the flag this coming holiday weekend. You love America, don't you?
(Female readers should feel more than free to share photos of themselves demonstrating their support for America in such fashion with me at thechroniccurmudgeon@hotmail.com.)
Comments
Some bloggers will do anything for clicks. ...
Posted by: Brent at June 26, 2005 03:04 PM
in his defense
ashcroft is a deeply religious man and didn't want him in front of a boobie. it's because people like us (even my red-state ass would get a hoot) would derive unending cynical laughter from that...it's less exposure to cover it up, as it were.
c$
Posted by: cam at June 26, 2005 09:44 PM
Hi Cam - and welcome.
To your comment, I would just ask if you'd be happy to foot the $8000 bill that was incurred to protect one man's prudish sense of morality and propriety?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 26, 2005 10:19 PM
Funny! Good try! Hope you received a few "choice" emails....
Posted by: jillian at June 27, 2005 01:39 AM
Jillian, please cc: me on the attachments you send 'mudge. :-)
Posted by: The SpinMD at June 27, 2005 05:04 PM
