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July 30, 2005

The Caveman From Pennsylvania

Everyone's favorite opponent of man-on-dog sex, Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum (Santorum is Latin for "asshole," by the way), has a new book out in which he expounds on his 16th century views of the world. As you read them, keep in mind that the Republican party has willingly and happily made this guy their #3 man in the Senate. They endorse him; Rick Santorum stands for what Republicans believe in. Just remember: even though Santorum's ridiculously way out of the mainstream, he's right in line with the Republican Party theocracy's beliefs. He represents Republicans. Just a little something to keep in mind as you read these Santorum-eriffic highlights:

"The notion that college education is a cost-effective way to help poor, low-skill unmarried mothers with high school diplomas or GED's move up the economic ladder is just wrong."

According to Rick Santorum and the Republican Party, a college education is not the way to open up new opportunities... and unwed, low-skill mothers should just remember their place and stay poor and uneducated where they belong.

"In far too many families with young children, both parents are working, when, if they really took an honest look at the budget, they might confess that both of them really don't need to."

According to Rick Santorum and the Republican Party, two-worker families are just simply greedy. Doesn't everyone know that the woman's place is in the home -- barefoot, pregnant, and fixing us men our dinner? (Santorum's not offering a "choice" or talking about repsecting stay-at-home moms... he says "in far too many families," women don't need to work. In other words, if they don't financially HAVE to, they shouldn't. A nice Neanderthal point of view, don't you think? The women of Pennsylvania must be so proud to have him as their Senator.

There's a gazillion more... for more of the Keystone Caveman's idiotic ramblings, check here and here.

Posted by Christopher on July 30, 2005 11:24 AM

Comments

Touche, what an idiot...
But to be fair, we could do the same for Robert Byrd or Ted Kennedy (two very powerful democrats). It's not a party issue - the idiots are everywhere. For every Bush, there's a Kerry, for every Rove there's a Dean. It's disgusting and disappointing. Washington politics is at an all time low. I'm hoping someone new and fresh emerges from either party. Got any ideas?

Posted by: Alan Hawthorne at July 30, 2005 12:48 PM

I'm so lucky that I get to vote against him.

Posted by: eden at August 1, 2005 07:13 PM