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August 14, 2005
All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
This is priceless, just priceless. Someone's written a response to the chuckleheads on the Kansas school boards (and by extension, to Zippy the Born-Again Wonder Chimp down in Crawford), proposing an alternate "intelligent design" theory.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel.
Oh, I love where this is going. And just like The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead or South Park, once you get past the surface level parody, there's some brilliant social commentary underneath.
...it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power.
I am crying right now, I am laughing so hard. After going on to present a paragraph on how scientists measure evolutionary "evidence," the guy continues:
But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
You see what's happening here, right? The exact same arguments are made by proponents of Intelligent Design (including your president, Red Staters) - it's just that they substitute the biblical supreme being for a flying spaghetti monster. Somehow, they expect it to be more plausible when they present it.
The rest of the open letter is a wicked skewering of the joke that is the push to teach Intelligent Design in our schools. This is one of the funnier, if not dead-on accurate, satires of the extreme evangelical right wing in a long time. (It'd be even funnier if that wing hadn't completely and utterly taken over the Republican party at this point, and these extremist views weren't so close to actually becoming policy.)
I'm counting myself in. I am a child of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Comments
I dunno, I was always one for believing the Great Pumpkin invented the world.
And then gave gifts to all the good little boys and girls at halloween.
Posted by: Sarah at August 14, 2005 11:27 AM
pretty funny.
I tried to blog out the music thing, but when I went to publish, Blogger was down and it screwed it all up.
Im not going to re-do it.
I did post something about Bush though, if your interested.
I think I will start a Flying Spaghetti Monsterism faction around here.
Posted by: Cuzin Jose at August 14, 2005 02:05 PM
Your a little hard on the ID guys. I don't think you have their arguments down as much as you think you do either. ID is not simply creationism dressed up in a suit. In fact, it is not specifically Christian. ID claims that life, at its most basic, is too complicated, too packed with information (DNA), too designed, to be the result of the random happenings of the universe.
You should do your homework--read some of the ID literature. I reccomend Dembski or Michael Behe.
Posted by: Jeremy Green at August 14, 2005 10:34 PM
You should do your homework--read some of the ID literature. I reccomend Dembski or Michael Behe.
Or you could just make the shit up as you go along and throw the word "science" around a lot. It amounts to the same thing.
Posted by: Pete at August 14, 2005 11:05 PM
Sorry, Jeremy - not buying the argument that "ID is not specifically Christian." Were that the case, the fundies wouldn't be running around trying to stuff it into the schools. After all, if we were suggesting that it had been Buddha or heaven forbid, Allah who had been the cause of the random happenings of the universe, the evangelicals wouldn't allow it within 500 yards of a school.
After losing in not only the judicial courts but in the court of public opinion, over and over again, in their efforts to force Christianity into public schools, the evangelicals had to find another entree into the schools with their agenda - and ID is it.
However, as you requested I did a Net search for reviews of the work of the authors you recommend. Here's an analysis of Behe:
http://www.philoonline.org/library/shanks_4_1.htm
"Behe's design inference in fact exhibits an appeal to ignorance. He cannot see how irreducible complexity could have arisen in a natural, unguided manner, so it must have arisen in an unnatural, supernatural manner, though we know not how, by whom, when, or for what purpose... Behe has made an extraordinary claim, and its validation will require extraordinary evidence. Behe makes no attempt to meet this essential, evidential requirement."
And here's one on the work of both Dembski and Behe:
http://chem.tufts.edu/ais/DesignYesIntelligentNo.html
"In summary, it seems to me that the major arguments of Intelligent Design theorists are neither new nor compelling. a) It is simply not true that science does not address all Aristotelian causes, whenever design needs to be explained.
b) While irreducible complexity is indeed a valid criterion to distinguish between intelligent and non-intelligent design, these are not the only two possibilities, and living organisms are not irreducibly complex (e.g., see Shanks and Joplin 1999).
c) The complexity-specification criterion is actually met by natural selection, and cannot therefore provide a way to distinguish intelligent from non-intelligent design.
d) If supernatural design exists at all (but where is the evidence or compelling logic?), this is certainly not of the kind that most religionists would likely subscribe to, and it is indistinguishable from the technology of a very advanced civilization.
Therefore, Behe's, Dembski's, and other creationists' (e.g., Johnson 1997) claims that science should be opened to supernatural explanations and that these should be allowed in academic as well as public school curricula is unfounded and based on a misunderstanding of both design in nature and of what the neo-Darwinian theory of evolution (Mayr and Provine 1980) is all about."
There were a bunch of others like this, but to cite them would be belaboring the point. The bottom line is, the reputable scientific community finds serious flaws in Behe's and Dembski's work. It would seem to me that Behe & Dembski are indeed good examples of what ID is all about: subjectively assessing data and theory in order to make it fit with one's theological beliefs.
And while both they and you are certainly entitled to your beliefs, I think I'll stick to what the scientific community has to say. ID at its core still rests on faith - explaining nature as the result of the hand of some intelligence at work still requires, at the end of the day, FAITH that such an intelligence exists, rather than demonstrable or observable proof. You have to be willing to believe in a higher intelligence in order to accept the scientifically suspect premise that such a being is exercising its influence over evolution or nature.
And since the very basis of science is to accept only what one can demonstrate, observe, or prove, it seems that ID, while a very interesting subject for a philosophy department or theology course, fails the test when it comes to science. And if it's not science, it should not be taught as such.
I do appreciate you stopping by though, in all sincerity. Be well, and have a good rest of the weekend.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 14, 2005 11:32 PM
so...you've finally been touched by his glorious noodles, eh? ;-)
Posted by: jillian at August 15, 2005 07:12 PM
The FSM has made the Kansas City Star!
Posted on Mon, Aug. 15, 2005
Life created by … ‘His Holy Noodleness’?
TOPEKA — According to Bobby Henderson, Kansas school children need to learn about the world’s true intelligent designer: the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Henderson, 24, is a recent physics graduate who lives in Corvallis, Ore. He created the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a way to parody the intelligent design movement. He sent a letter to Kansas Board of Education members demanding that his “faith” in “His Holy Noodleness” be incorporated in Kansas’ new science education standards.
The board is set to vote this fall on new science standards that call for a more critical look at evolution.
Two board members who oppose the new standards, Sue Gamble of Shawnee and Janet Waugh of Kansas City, Kan., replied. Both thanked Henderson for the humor.
— David Klepper/The Star
Posted by: dc at August 16, 2005 03:08 PM






