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October 05, 2005

There's A Sucker Born Every Minute...

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, see the miracle before you! The Bearded Lady has managed to conceive! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! We're talking the most Immaculate Conception in 2000 years here... knocked up without ever laying down! bun in the oven even with no pilot light! a blessed event so miraculous, even God is going, "Now how'd I do that?" Step right up, step right up, and see the pregnant bearded lady!

Yes, kids... get ready for Jesus Cruise. Katie and her Svengali have announced that they're pregnant. And right now, somewhere there's a turkey baster smoking a cigarette and telling his friends, "Dude, she was so freakin' into it, man!"

Of course, while I don't wish depression on anyone, it would only be poetic if Katie developed a post-partum issue, now wouldn't it? I'm just sayin'.

Posted by Christopher on October 5, 2005 11:53 PM

Comments

ah...yes...I suppose there are people out there so excited about the arrival of a Tom Kitten.

I ain't one, babe.

Posted by: jillian at October 6, 2005 10:06 PM