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January 12, 2006

Scenes From An Instant Message Session: The Olsen Twins

An recent IM session between my friend The Beav (her blog is far raunchier than mine, so consider yourself forewarned if you're heading over there...) and I that I still find amusing (note: in this conversation, I will be playing the role of the not funny one):

Mudge: LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears tops Mr. Blackwell’s annual Worst-Dressed list for looking like “an over-the-hill Lolita.” Mary-Kate Olsen’s dumpster chic lands her in second place.
Mudge: Dammit
Beav: wow
Mudge: my two favorite too-young-to-look-at chicks
Beav: ok what is with MK
Beav: are you SURE you've got the right one?
Beav: that woman is HIDEOUS
Mudge: Blackwell says it looks like Olsen needs bug spray instead of perfume.
Mudge: MK is much better than Ashley
Beav: no freakin way
Mudge: i like boho girls
Beav: you are CRAZY
Beav: I hate the word boho
Beav: boohoo
Mudge: ashley looks like some suburban princess
Beav: yeah, but that's her style -- her face is pretty at least
Beav: MK looks like a heroin addicted fraggle
Mudge: lol
Mudge: MK looks like she's real. too thin, but real
Beav: BLECH
Beav: real skeletal
Mudge: like she'd kick back a beer with ya, while ashley would snoot if the white wine wasn't expensive enough
Beav: ethiopian chic
Mudge: MK looks easier, too. ;-)
Beav: easy to lose in the couch
Mudge: LOL
Mudge: find her with the quarters?
Beav: yeah man!
Beav: you're vacuuming and you hear a THWOK
Mudge: LOL
Beav: and then a knock from inside the canister
Beav: "[mudge]! it's me, MK"

Posted by Christopher on January 12, 2006 06:54 AM

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Comments

It's Hobo chic in the Olsen's case, not Boho. Either way, heavy emphasis on the ho.

Posted by: The SpinMD at January 12, 2006 07:06 AM

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Sarah at January 12, 2006 12:30 PM

A heroin addicted Fraggle. That is brilliant.

Posted by: Jill at January 12, 2006 03:25 PM

Posted by: thebeav at January 12, 2006 03:40 PM