The Chronic Curmudgeon

Hot damn! Who is she? And, how old is she?

ok, now this is something i can get on board with. a great improvement over that chipmunk looking hewitt girl.

That'd be soon-to-be gold medal winner Sasha Cohen.

Who's 2 years older than me.

Um, ever see Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart together? They seem pretty happy. He's 60 something, she is my age.

My parents are 10 years apart too.

Not saying anything by that, just pointing a few things out.

dude.
get real.
yep, freshly-post-teen gals are going to be flocking to mate up - with, uh, older (successful) guys.
the likelihood of longevitiy in that scenario is about the same as the odds that any such communion would last 20 minutes past the initial physical attraction.

But, hey, don't let me stop the inevitable crush of a naive woman's hopes that she'll be THE woman who captured a rich m-fkr and lived the princess life she always dreamed about.

(wouldn't it be more humane for us all to emphasize to those 'susceptable women' that they invest in an early life insurance policy, or at the least, a Tazer?)
Everyone deserves time on the ledge of ridiculousness, I say.

Hi Vino - glad to see you here and commenting... welcome aboard.

There's a bit of tongue-in-cheekness going on in this post due to some previous banter and exchanges on this topic that I probably should explain a little.

Due to my having mentioned an appreciation for Ms. Cohen in the past (not to mention a somewhat inexplicable-even-to-me fascination with trailer reject Britney), the banter line that has developed on this site is that I've got a thing for much younger women. There've been a couple really funny shots taken at me (including several by Sarah) over the whole thing. And so when Sarah pointed out Sasha's age, I decided to play into the meme a little and have some fun with it. So that's what was going on here.

Besides... anyone who knows me in real life would get a pretty big laugh out of the idea of anyone thinking I was a sugar daddy. ;-)

Could you please do me a favor and never, ever, EVER utter the words "sugar daddy" ever again. Even in jest. It makes me twitch.

That might be kind of fun, actually... kind of like in the old west when they shot at people's feet and made them "dance."

SUGAR DADDY.

Hey, look everybody: check out Sarah twitching! Man, she looks like someone just nailed her with a Taser or something. That's some twitch!