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March 01, 2006
The Highest Praise
Today (ay... ay...) I consider myself (...elf... elf...) the luckiest man (an.. an...) on the face of the Earth (...rth... rth..).
Other bloggers win Koufax awards or Bloggies or whatever... fine. They can keep 'em. They've never received any kind of acknowledgement like I received last night at the PiggyHawk household. Courtesy of Eden, here is the verbatim transcript of a conversation between Eden and her husband Hawk last night. (I sanitized a teensy bit, sorry for the prudery, Eden!)
Eden: "What are you looking at?"
Hawk, in front of computer: "Um..."
Eden: "[Breasteses?]"
Hawk: "Of course"
Eden: "Do you ever look at anything online anymore other than Mudge and p0rn?"
Hawk: "Is there anything else?"
Indeed, ladies and gentlemen: is there anything else? I mean, really? There's me... and there's p0rn. In that order, you'll notice.
In the long history of compliments among hominids and their descendants, stretching back 10,000+ years, there has never been a more beautiful or touching compliment. I come before p0rn.
Wait a second. Strike that.
Hawk, I am proud to be the supplemental reading to your online viewing routine. As long as you promise not to get the two confused...
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Comments
I would never get the your blog confused with p0rn. Unless you keep posting photos of very fine looking women.
And a shout out to Eden. She found the site that I have been checking out daily http://www.foobies.com
Posted by: Hawk at March 1, 2006 08:36 PM
oh wait, perving at you isn't p0rn?
maybe i got confused.
Posted by: Jill at March 1, 2006 09:24 PM
what the hell is p0rn? Is that like naked little numbers?
Posted by: thebeav at March 1, 2006 11:27 PM
He was so happy he read this aloud to me last night, with much drama and glee. Hawk, not Mudge.
I think I'm starting to mix them up. There's some separation-at-birth here, I think...
I'm glad you enjoyed. It was funny "live" as well.
Posted by: eden at March 2, 2006 09:20 AM
Just in case you didn't get my other responses, I'll announce here as well that I was just teasin'. Don't you just adore my comprehensiveness?
Posted by: Jill at March 2, 2006 06:39 PM
