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May 20, 2006
Separated At Birth
Okay, I really like the White Stripes. And since I also really like Brendan Benson, I am psyched about the Raconteurs as well. But someone's gotta talk to Jack White, so I guess it's gotta be me.
Jack... buddy. You're supremely talented and somewhat eccentric. We get it. But your look... pal... I mean, I know you're going for the whole Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon thing. But it's not working. You look more like Michael Jackson every day. And while I love your music, I am becoming less and less comfortable with being a fan of someone who looks like Neverland's most famous fan of little boys.
Please, Jack.
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haha tooooo true.
did you ever notice that at certain moments jack white sounds eerily like robert plant? of led zeppelin? yeah, he does.
Posted by: Sarah at May 20, 2006 09:08 PM
