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June 29, 2006
A Great Day In The History of Nudity
It's not quite the full monty pictorial that is her destiny. But the Queen of the Trailer Parks, Britney Spears, has taken the next step in her progression toward the best selling issue of Playboy ever. She's posed nude -- and six months pregnant with the unholy spawn of Federline -- for Harper's Bazaar. (Airbrushers everywhere can take pride in the work of their professional compatriots at HB.)
Not wishing to dare risk contact from the magazine's publishers (more accurately, their lawyers), I won't be reposting the images here. But here's a link to someone who opted to (heh huh heh heh huh). Britney... honey... just a couple more years, a big comeback album, and a divorce from one freedloading embarrassment bum, and your PB pictorial's all set. Keep up the good work (i.e., not singing, just posing).
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Britney Spears...ew.
Posted by: A Disturbingly Cynical College Student at June 29, 2006 12:34 PM
Her career really is in the toilet, isn't it. Another attempt at publicity. I find her easy on the eyes, but that's her only redeeming feature. She's doesn't really sing. I haven't tried to watch her act. I'm not opposed to hearing her songs done by other performers. I have a version of "Baby Hit Me One More Time" performed by the group Travis. And that version of the song is excellent. Why doesn't she just go away?
Posted by: Hawk at June 29, 2006 10:56 PM
Hawk, she is not allowed to go away until she's done that fully nekkid pictorial. After that, I don't care what she does.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 30, 2006 12:09 AM
Thats a really nice spray-on tan.
Posted by: Cuzin Jose at June 30, 2006 01:33 AM
I think the fully nekkid pictorial should have been before the first kid.
Posted by: Hawk at June 30, 2006 07:48 PM
